under construction...

but what on the web isn't???

Bad Stinky Monkey!

I wanna choke you with a lemon in your mouth!

Updated: 

It's been over 100 hits since I last did any work here. You want a banana??? No new pictures. Just go check out new links (unfiction is evil, stay away), send someone you love a voodoo curse, and find out if you're Samoan. If you're a brand new stinky monkey, you'll find dese fings undah Extraz.

Holy Smokes 137 Hits! whatever... keep sending your friends - get my counts up & get up on the guestbook you bad stinky monkeys!

sling hated the first version of this site so she got motivated and changed it. she's diggin' the new look. it's better than the first...
it's still not done tho', still gotta change the buttons & figger out how i want to handle the 'gear' crap.
if you saw the first version of the site sign my guestbook & tell me what you think
if you didn't, sign the guestbook anyhow & understand that your opinion won't mean much.

oh yeah, sling is also crying about content, but she's back in school & doesn't have hella time to play with this... so i dunno, i'll work on it.

okay, so i'm lazy & i'm not dating these updates, but at least there are updates. added some free junk to keep me entertained - ain't free junk grand? so, email a friend, get my counts up & get up on the guestbook.

right now only a few graphics and drawings are up, but i'm working on info & photos, and maybe some scripts - who knows...

some of these files may load slowly on 28k... but who's running that slow???
also, last time i checked netscape sucks & will probably fuck up the way this is displayed, especially after i put up the style sheets, so if you're using netscape & things just don't look right, it's not my fault.