your dad can tell you to clear the dishes by slapping the table and waving his hand

your parents think a Ritz cracker box and foil make a TV antenna

your parents sing and play ukulele songs on the toilet

your grandma thinks the pamu (enema) cures everything even a headache

you hang toilet bowl deodorant from your car mirror for air freshener

you hang cemetery flowers on your dashboard for decoration

you hang shell necklaces and candy leis around photos on walls

your mom makes your egg sandwiches and puts it back in bread bag so you can take it to school

your waterhose is only 3ft long....cause your mom keeps cutting it so she can hit you with it

your mom can hit a moving target 15 feet away with her slipper

you grow up thinking your uncle's first name is Junior

you have at least 4 uncles named Junior